"I was the captain of the latent paranoid……" — Woody Allen

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used… - Woody Allen
"I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back."

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