Second Base Quotes

22 quotes by 21 authors

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to… — Ken Harrelson
Bart Giamatti did not grow up (as he had dreamed) to play second base for the Red Sox. He became a professor at Yale, and… — David Halberstam
Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues. So when I… — George Steinbrenner
What the Yankees need is a second base coach. — Graig Nettles
I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so… — Ted Alexandro
I had never been to second base. — Don Carman
Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base. — Jimmy Breslin
I had a Christian upbringing - it was all about sin and guilt. I was very happy just kissing people. I was like the make-out… — Mira Sorvino
Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second… — Jerry Coleman
It is a simple fact that you can't steal second base if your foot is firmly planted on first. — Irene Rosenfeld
Faith is so rare-and religion so common-because no one wants to live between first base and second base. Faith is the in-between space where you're… — Richard Rohr
I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and… — Woody Allen
There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys feel them. Vincent,… — Stephen Chbosky
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on… — Jimmy Piersall
I remember making the all-star team in Little League when I was around 11 years old. I was not a great athlete, but I loved… — Ralph Macchio
When he asked if I would like to try second base, I thought, Hey, get me in the lineup. — Bobby Thomson
Progress always involves risks. You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. — Superman
Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base. — Frederick Wilcox
I be in and outta state, everyday a different place. And I be hittin' home runs while you still on second base. Ya boy be… — Jae Millz

Who Wrote These Second Base Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 22 Second Base Quotes as follows: