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Second Quotes by George Carlin
- When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers…
- Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.
- Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.
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