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Say Quotes by Green Monk
- They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a shitload of beer and tacos and that's close enough.
- Whenever someone asks me, How you doing? I say, Everything was fine till I had to stop and respond to your small talk.
- When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. . . And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
- I just heard a strange noise coming from downstairs. I refuse to say Who's there? Those people always die.
- I hate when films say 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME
- Everytime I see my girlfriends tits they remind me why I pretend to care about what she has to say
- Be Careful With What You Say To A G!rl. One Rude Comment That You Think Is No Big Deal Can Ruin Her Completely!
- When someone says: 'Expect the unexpected.' Slap their face and say: 'You didn't expect that, did you?'
- Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back?
- When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
- They say Dont' drink and drive . Well .... Yesterday I was drinking a Juice box While riding my Tricycle . Yeah . Im a…
- I Remember When You Would Say sorry, I'm in a relationship. People would say ohh, best of luck. Now all they say is aaaand?
- When someone let you go first and said, ladies first, say bitches follow
- Go to a park with shades on and a hoodie, wait until someone asks you which kid is yours and say I haven't decided yet.
- The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no just…
- I'm sorry I get drunk and say things that I really mean
- Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos.
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- My mom was such a strong character. I don't want to say she was like a man, but she was tough. — Lance Armstrong
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- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to… — Darren Aronofsky
- Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. — Sholem Asch
- We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you don't have… — Mary Kay Ash