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Saw Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches…
- One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?'…
- My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
- Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
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