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• Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are…
• Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'
• Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had…
• Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.
• Changing the story until you believe it.
• It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you…
• The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all…
• Scientists are complaining that the new dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the…

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