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- When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do…
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- President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
- Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral…
- Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a…
- I have the same friends I had in high school. I'm married to the same woman I had. I'm still driving the same car I…
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