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- To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,…
- I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel.
- Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing: a better…
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