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Said Quotes by Green Monk
- This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know the dude holding her hand…
- My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school.
- I never said I wanted to be perfect, I just want to be good enough for you.
- I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed.
- That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times
- My partner said she was leaving me so I cut off her legs. She soon came crawling back.
- I guess when you said forever you meant until you found someone better.
- The word aerobics came about when the instructors said If we're going to charge money, we can't call it jumping up and down.
- A gorgeous blonde found an old lamp and gently stroked it. I wonder if a genie will come, she mused. From inside the lamp, a…
- Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk!
- A woman in labor was screaming profanities at her husband. He calmly said, Dont blame me. I wanted to stick it in your a$$ but…
- When someone let you go first and said, ladies first, say bitches follow
- My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses look stupid and…
- Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here.
- My annoying friend said that running will get my mind off things. He's right, I felt much better after I ran him off a cliff.
- As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.
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- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe
- The book that convinced me I wanted to be a writer was 'Crime and Punishment'. I put the thing down after reading… — Paul Auster
- My mother always said I must be part Mongolian because of my lotus-pale complexion and squid-ink black hair. — Diane Ackerman
- I came to the conclusion months ago, and I said it to members of Congress, that the only way people are going… — David Axelrod
- I have a master plan as an artist. I've always said I'm not going to be punching nobody's clock. I will work… — Erykah Badu
- Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a… — Russell Baker
- I was in college in Washington, D.C. I did three years full-time. I did all my requirements, and my senior year was… — Alec Baldwin
- American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, and more terrible than anything anyone has ever said about it. — James A. Baldwin
- All of the muscles were gone, so that was a real tough time of rebuilding all of that. But you have a… — Christian Bale