"A woman in labor was screaming profanities at……" — Green Monk
"A woman in labor was screaming profanities at her husband. He calmly said, Dont blame me. I wanted to stick it in your a$$ but you said it would hurt too much!"
More Blame Quotes
- I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I… — Darren Aronofsky
- You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you.… — Drew Barrymore
- Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures. — Bernard Baruch
- Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. — Scott Adams
- There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. — Samuel Beckett
- The Marxist analysis has got nothing to do with what happened in Stalin's Russia: it's like blaming Jesus Christ for… — Tony Benn
- I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change… — Yogi Berra
- I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it… — Yogi Berra
- Everyone's quick to blame the alien. — Aeschylus
- One day I realized that I wasn't getting anywhere by blaming other people for my circumstances. I finally understood: Even… — Mary J. Blige
- If a hurricane strikes, we can blame the president for not being there; we can blame Congress and FEMA; we… — Michael Bloomberg
- It's not natural disasters that are to blame for the deprivation of the North Korean people, but the failed policies… — John Bolton