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Right Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
- Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.
- It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
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- Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right. — Nishan Panwar