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Relatives Quotes by Jay Leno
- As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas…
- Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when…
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- To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure. — Honore de Balzac
- Religion kept some of my relatives alive, because it was all they had. If they hadn't had some hope of heaven, some… — Octavia Butler
- I have developed a very strong partiality for the dead: they don't talk back, they don't sue, and they don't have angry… — Ron Chernow
- Sixty percent of our immigrants are admitted merely because they have relatives here. Many of these people are not immediate relative, but… — Ronald Reagan
- Let those who once fought against brothers and relatives now rightfully fight against barbarians. — Pope Urban II
- You should accordingly exercise your mind to remember your friends, relatives, and fellow-workers to determine if they are in need. As you… — Watchman Nee
- An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle
- We live in an atmosphere of shame. We are ashamed of everything that is real about us; ashamed of ourselves, of our… — George Bernard Shaw