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Really Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the…
- And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love…
- If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
- Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance. There's a tremendous…
- Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.
- The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing…
- We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in…
- Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
- Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to…
- Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
- I miss being on the stage with the gang, you know, and we would make up stuff sometimes and laugh and I miss writing with…
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