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Really Quotes by George Carlin
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
- People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets…
- Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking
- So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper.…
- People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
- Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
- You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely…
- People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the…
- You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in…
- You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5…
- Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
- People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before…
- When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese.…
- But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment.…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
- People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they…
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