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Ran Quotes by David Letterman
- I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So…
- Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who…
- Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
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- The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and… — John Adams
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- I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working odd jobs… — John Boehner
- Mr. President, the buzz saw that your healthcare bill ran into wasn't lobbyists and special interests it was tens of millions of… — John Boehner
- I remember once, actually the first race I ran, I fell. — Usain Bolt
- When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab.… — Elayne Boosler
- When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand
- One of the things that I did before I ran for president is I was a professional speaker. Not a motivational speaker… — Herman Cain
- I ran for president in order to be able to try to change Washington D.C. from the inside. Our federal government is… — Herman Cain
- I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed. — Michael Caine