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Question Quotes by Jack Handey
- Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk? That way, when you want to…
- What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's…
- One question that's never been answered to my satisfaction by the "Playboy Advisor" is "What kind of stereo system works best in hell?"
- If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you…
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- It's a moral question about whether we have the right to exterminate species. — David Attenborough
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