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• It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow…
• If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see…
• We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a…
• I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit…
• Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again.…
• Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic,
• Men want to make women happy.
• Celebrity is no different from any other energy. It's a force for good or evil. It's no different from money. It's power.

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