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Point Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or…
- If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag…
- I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to do. When I met the family from Japan, they all bowed.…
- Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway;…
- Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In…
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