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Planes Quotes by Dave Barry
- Here in the news media, our focus is on speed. When we get hold of some new and possibly inaccurate information, our highest priority is…
- If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.
- The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been…
More Planes Quotes
- Gliders, sail planes, they're wonderful flying machines. It's the closest you can come to being a bird. — Neil Armstrong
- I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money's sake. Once you have… — Kevin Bacon
- My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful to be… — Travis Barker
- Everything in the Universe, throughout all its kingdoms, is conscious: i.e., endowed with a consciousness of its own kind and on its… — H. P. Blavatsky
- I did send a girl a plane ticket asking her for a visit, I guess that's quite romantic. — Orlando Bloom
- I'm really good at sleeping on planes. I mean, I smell jet fuel and I'm out; I'm asleep for takeoff. — Anthony Bourdain
- Ridiculous yachts and private planes and big limousines won't make people enjoy life more, and it sends out terrible messages to the… — Richard Branson
- We're introducing separate rooms with double beds in all of our planes so people can actually go with their partner and have… — Richard Branson