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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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I wondered how they would top the Pirates and skeletons and moonlight, because that's a pretty cool concept.
— Orlando Bloom
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Yea, death and prison we mete out To small offenders of the laws, While honor, wealth, and full respect On greater pirates…
— Khalil Gibran
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I never wanted to be a dancer. It's true! I wanted to be a shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
— Gene Kelly
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May we all co-operate and join this war on pirates,
— Jackie Chan
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I would say probably Pirates of Silicon Valley just because I'm proud of the work, playing Gates.
— Anthony Michael Hall
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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
— Todd Barry
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The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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Classic nineteenth century European imperialists believed they were literally on a mission. I don't believe that the imperialists these days have that…
— John Pilger
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