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- Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on…
- The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach
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- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive. — Jo Brand
- I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill. — Toni Braxton
- My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just… — Jim Carrey
- Since World War II, Japan has spawned enormous numbers of new religions featuring the supernatural.... In Thailand, diseases are treated with pills… — Carl Sagan
- We be sticking pill up girl's booty, too! — Lil Boosie
- Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
- I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,… — Malcolm Muggeridge
- A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
- Shortly after the birth control pill was approved for public distribution, one woman wrote to John Rock, its inventor, "You should be… — Malcolm Gladwell
- So I take a little sleeping pill, pop it and realize nothing's happening - but something else was happening. — Jeremy Renner
- I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what… — Joe E. Lewis