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Perry Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.
- A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.
More Perry Quotes
- Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it.… — Justin Bieber
- Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled… — Niall Horan
- The society in 'The Handmaid's Tale' is a throwback to the early Puritans whom I studied extensively at Harvard under Perry Miller,… — Margaret Atwood
- I love soap operas - the stories, the plots! And I love the game shows and the courtroom dramas and the detectives… — Peter Ackroyd
- I love Katy Perry and Lady GaGa. I think GaGa's pushing the envelope every day and I really like that. — Pat Benatar
- Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story… — Herman Cain
- The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little. — Prince William
- In the afternoon, they stopped to eat on a rocky outcrop. Perry brushed a kiss on her cheek while she was chewing,… — Veronica Rossi