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- According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top…
- These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American. That's how bad it's gotten.
- According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply…
- Here's an interesting figure: 43 percent of the incoming congressional freshmen are millionaires. The other 57 percent are Democrats.
- President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will.…
- Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein.
- Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the…
More Percent Quotes
- Head Start is especially important to Latino children. Latino children make up more than one-third, 34 percent, of all those eligible for… — Joe Baca
- In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. — Lauren Bacall
- Shockingly, a University of Pennsylvania study says the number of young people addicted to gambling - largely due to increased exposure to… — Spencer Bachus
- Anything that isn't opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesn't… — Russell Baker
- I've been singing for six years. I've been in and out of the studios with top producers, but it wasn't something I… — Tyra Banks
- I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't… — Roseanne Barr
- Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. — Dave Barry
- I have some Russian friends. But probably only 10 percent. I don't hang out usually in the big Russian communities in Brooklyn… — Mikhail Baryshnikov