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- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. . . .…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- To defend Western Europe we have to let the Pentagon buy all these tanks and guns and things, and the Pentagon is unable to buy…
- Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you…
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- Personally, I enjoy working about 18 hours a day. Besides the short catnaps I take each day, I average about four to… — Thomas A. Edison
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- Lets pass a bipartisan infrastructure plan that could create more than 30 times as many jobs per year. — Barack Obama
- At the last census it indicated that about 22 per cent of Australians were born overseas. — Julie Bishop
- Seventy per cent humidity is ideal for vocal cords. — Bjork
- The fact that over 50 per cent of the residents of Toronto are not from Canada, that is always a good thing,… — Anthony Bourdain