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Part Quotes by Jack Handey
- The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the…
- If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I…
- I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I…
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