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Panic Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
More Panic Quotes
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- Panic is a sudden desertion of us, and a going over to the enemy of our imagination. — Christian Nestell Bovee
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- A red-hot belief in eternal glory is probably the best antidote to human panic that there is. — Phyllis Bottome
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