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Out Quotes by Green Monk
- I didn't know I would hate you this much. I gotta go out with you on vacation again.
- When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the carrot farmers.
- My sincere apologies to those, I havent offended yet. Sorry you feel so left out, promise Ill get to you soon.
- This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible.
- Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it.
- When I was 18 I met with a terrible accident. I was thrown out of a car window... by the boyfriend of the girl I…
- Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.
- Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with a…
- You wanna play games; Game On. Just remember, I'm not just a bitch, I am an intelligent bitch and out of your league.
- I threw my watch out the window just to watch time fly.
- I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle of life.
- I would just like to point something out to you: the exit.
- If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital…
- Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you OR you can get on top and ride the hell out…
- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you, beat out 1,000,000 others.
- Relationships are like fat people...they don't work out
- The best way to look younger, hang out with older people
- I have two brains. The one was lost and the other was out looking for it and hasn't come back until now.
- I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a beer.
- I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow older -- younger!
- I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out!
- I wish my girlfriend would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion.
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