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• Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
• Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
• If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
• Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot…
• Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.
• All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
• Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
• Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

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