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One Quotes by Louis C. K.
- One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go…
- How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat…
- Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid…
- You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.
- In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
- Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't…
- I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be…
- I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's…
- The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's…
- Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting…
- How many advantages can one person have? I'm a white man!
- I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,…
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