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- For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now…
- The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as…
- Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't…
- More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant…
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- I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it? — Richard Bach
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- We thought we were running away from the grownups, and now we are the grownups. — Margaret Atwood