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- Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.
- In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't…
- Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt.
- Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's…
- America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- I understand the chairman of the Senate Ethics comittee is going to examine the check-bouncing scandal with a microscope. ...makes sense... If you're going to…
- Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral…
- The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They…
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