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My Wife Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
- My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was…
- I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other.…
- Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
- I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a…
- If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot…
More My Wife Quotes
- In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. — John Barrymore
- My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to… — Jack Benny
- My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. — Buffalo Bill
- I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've… — Bono
- U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife,… — Bono
- I think any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear... I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere as… — Tom Brady
- I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife. — Jeff Bridges
- My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in. — Jeff Bridges