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My Wife Quotes by Bill Engvall
- My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.
- I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with…
- Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?',and I…
More My Wife Quotes
- In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. — John Barrymore
- My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to… — Jack Benny
- My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. — Buffalo Bill
- I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've… — Bono
- U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife,… — Bono
- I think any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear... I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere as… — Tom Brady
- I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife. — Jeff Bridges
- My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in. — Jeff Bridges