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- I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered…
- I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible for the first…
- This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.' So he goes…
- I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
- Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.
- My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't…
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