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Hit Quotes by Bill Engvall
- I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with…
- He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course…
- I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit…
- So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the…
- I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
- You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My Bad!'
More Hit Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't… — Arthur Ashe
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head,… — Lauren Bacall
- Gun control means being able to hit your target. If I have a 'hot button' issue, this is definitely it. Don't even… — Michael Badnarik
- I try to do an hour of cardio on the days that I have off, and then I'll do 30 to 45… — Travis Barker
- Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while. — Charles Barkley
- Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? — Roseanne Barr
- Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and… — Gina Barreca
- All girls hit that phase where they like the bad boy. I grew out of that really young and I have a… — Kristen Bell
- The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt. — Konrad Adenauer
- How can you think and hit at the same time? — Yogi Berra