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Hit Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Currently in the hospital. I 'slipped' and hit my head on the table when I knew we had to go through 200 pictures of the…
- Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits.
- Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
- If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation. It was your…
- Sometimes I feel like an assassin, especially when pussy is number one on my hit list.
- Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.
- I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.…
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- Hit by a truck. Driver died on impact.
- A man hit me once. I was the last baby he ever delivered.
- Respect relationships. Don't hit on a girl if you know she's taken.
- I didn't wanted to unfollow you. I slipped, fell on my lappy, hit my head on the mouse which was on the unfollow button.
- I hit the back button too many times on my browser and now it's 1884.
- Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after…
- Smile. It confuses people. Then hit them over the head with an iron pipe and take their wallet.
- Before you tweet, ask yourself, Could this hurt someone's feelings? If the answer is yes, hit send.
- Two things: 1. Never hit a woman. 2. Ever
- Beating a women is unacceptable. Period. She tries to hit you first, do like I do and tickle her until she pisses herself.
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- I try to do an hour of cardio on the days that I have off, and then I'll do 30 to 45… — Travis Barker
- Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while. — Charles Barkley
- Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? — Roseanne Barr
- Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and… — Gina Barreca
- All girls hit that phase where they like the bad boy. I grew out of that really young and I have a… — Kristen Bell
- The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt. — Konrad Adenauer
- How can you think and hit at the same time? — Yogi Berra