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My Old Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
- When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
More My Old Quotes
- If I look at my old lyrics, they seem to be full of rage, but empty. There was an emptiness in my… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I still have some of my old University essays, and I do still have my drawing book from primary year seven. — Iain Banks
- Part of me is probably more conservative than people realise. I like my old string quartets, I don't like music that's trippy… — Bjork
- I don't look at my films or my old drawings much, so that was an interesting way to kind of reconnect with… — Tim Burton
- Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would… — Jim Carrey
- There are only two families in the world, my old grandmother used to say, the Haves and the Have-nots. — Miguel de Cervantes
- The lack of fiscal responsibility is one of the main reasons I finally left my old Party. — Lincoln Chafee
- I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body… — Kirstie Alley
- My father was and is a great journalist. Thirty years ago, I was studying broadcasting in college, and the problem was I… — George Clooney
- I did not know then how much was ended. When I look back now from this high hill of my old age,… — Black Elk
- It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to… — Ernest Hemingway
- The divorce is from my old putter. I think it's final - at least we're due for a long separation. I've suffered… — Shelley Hamlin