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My Mother Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
- When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
- My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
- When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
- My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
- My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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