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Much Quotes by Jay Leno
- I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
- According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it…
- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
- Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of…
- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
- A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other…
- They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.
- The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best…
- Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth - $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time…
- Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it…
- George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes…
More Much Quotes
- Sometimes I think that life would be how much easier if we don't have heart. Because it is the heart which puts… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- I realize my mistake when I lost you in the crowd. I felt the pain n loneliness when I lost you. U… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- Cause I like you, but I know you don't know it. I like you soo much, I talk to everyone but you.… — Superman
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- Never show too much love for anyone because it creates a non curable pain when they start avoiding YOU. — Nishan Panwar
- The beginning of reform is not so much to equalize property as to train the noble sort of natures not to desire… — Aristotle