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Morning Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my…
- My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there…
- I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
- This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
- My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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