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Money Quotes by Bill Maher
- Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
- Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate…
- We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this…
- If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'
- There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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- A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. — Jane Austen
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