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Billy Connolly has 78 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out.…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
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If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
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....that the mounds of ices, and the bowls of mint-julep and sherry cobbler they make in these latitudes, are refreshments never to…
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The greatest possible mint of style is to make the words absolutely disappear into the thought.
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My intuition told me that it was the grass that was important.Now it glows parrot-green, cool as mint, soft as moss, lying…
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Use Starbucks mints for every occasion—they're the strongest
— Natalie Portman
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And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.
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