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Mine Quotes by Rita Rudner
- I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
- I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater…
- I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine...
More Mine Quotes
- Well begun is half done. — Aristotle
- I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing… — Neil Armstrong
- Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
- I have a buddy of mine who's a musician, and I play guitar and sing quite a bit with him. — Jensen Ackles
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking… — Eric Bana
- I do a job and am lucky enough to do a job that I love, but it is a hard one. I'm… — Javier Bardem
- Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words!… — Dave Barry
- Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere… — Mario Batali
- I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan base are… — Kate Beckinsale
- To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine. — Max Beerbohm
- As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let mine pick… — Buffalo Bill
- Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or… — Tony Blair