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Million Quotes by Jay Leno
- Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.
- You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats
- Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would…
- It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what happens when nobody…
- Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.
- Scientists are complaining that the new dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give…
More Million Quotes
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- It's estimated that there may be two hundred and fifty million children in the world engaged in some form of exploitative child… — Carol Bellamy
- Somebody asked me if I knew you. A million memories flashed through my mind but I just smiled and said I used… — Wiz Khalifa
- You could put me on any track. I support that one million percent. Whatever the track is, I'm going to smash it.… — Busta Rhymes
- Don't remember the moment I tried to forget I lost myself, is it better not said Now I'm closer to the edge… — 30 Seconds To Mars
- There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the problems of… — David Attenborough
- On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million souls. Steam… — Diane Ackerman
- You don't want a million answers as much as you want a few forever questions. The questions are diamonds you hold in… — Richard Bach