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Middle Quotes by Dave Barry
- If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every…
- What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine subscriptions…
- The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to…
More Middle Quotes
- If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves… — Sean Astin
- The year 2008 was a reminder to those who had forgotten that there is such a thing as history and that the… — James Buchan
- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's… — Rodney Atkins
- When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made… — Jensen Ackles
- Rivers are inherently interesting. They mold landscapes, create fertile deltas, provide trade routes, a source for food and water; a place to… — Unknown Author
- A tragedy is a representation of an action that is whole and complete and of a certain magnitude. A whole is what… — Aristotle