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Men And Women Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.
- Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
- Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
- Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
More Men And Women Quotes
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. — Dave Attell
- Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. — Marcus Aurelius
- Corporations are social organizations, the theater in which men and women realize or fail to realize purposeful and productive lives. — Lester Bangs
- I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free. The freedom of other men, far from… — Mikhail Bakunin
- I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. — Stanley Baldwin
- When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for… — Honore de Balzac
- The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman. — Honore de Balzac
- Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody. — Franklin P. Adams
- I don't make a distinction between men and women. To me they are just people. — John Banville
- A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be. — James M. Barrie
- The unique and supreme voluptuousness of love lies in the certainty of committing evil. And men and women know from birth that… — Charles Baudelaire
- Man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female - whenever she behaves as a human being she… — Simone de Beauvoir