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- According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice…
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach…
- A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other…
- Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider…
- I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb…
- You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.
- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three…
- Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she…
- Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.
- The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.
More Men Quotes
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- Men are swayed more by fear than by reverence. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- The foolish man wonders at the unusual, but the wise man at the usual. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- A man can die but once. — William Shakespeare