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Mean Quotes by Jay Leno
- Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You…
- According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we…
- It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.
- A top geneticist at Stanford says human intelligence is declining. You know what that means? We are seeing Congress at its smartest and most effective…
- We live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
- Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
- The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that,…
- President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means?…
- A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his…
- A petition to have Justin Bieber deported got over 100,000 signatures, which means the White House now has to legally rule on it. So finally…
- According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of…
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
- Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike…
- Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
- If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just…
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- In much of society, research means to investigate something you do not know or understand. — Neil Armstrong
- Salvation means knowing the truth. We do not become anything; we are what we are. Salvation [comes] by faith and not by… — Swami Vivekananda
- Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of… — Jane Austen
- Meditation means: remain as relaxed as you are in deep sleep and yet alert. Keep awareness there; let thoughts disappear but awareness… — Rajneesh