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Me Quotes by David Letterman
- Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!
- I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect…
- It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
- Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
- Let me just say this: You know your campaign is not going well when you open a press conference by saying, 'I told you there…
- I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.
- Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with…
- When I became a Sigma Chi it was great, because they were the pople I enjoyed being with and I was very proud of the…
- I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.
- Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. [Advice to his guests].
- Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's…
- Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale