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Married Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
- Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
- Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.
More Married Quotes
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- It is commonly supposed that the uniformity of a studious life affords no matter for narration: but the truth is, that of… — Samuel Johnson
- If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and… — William Shakespeare
- When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what… — Michel de Montaigne
- Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. — Jane Austen
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head,… — Lauren Bacall
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking… — Eric Bana